ELMTREE BLUES SOCIETY

63st Ophishul Internashinal Membership Convention and Hat Doffing

It's time to Kick Out the Jams sistahs and bruddahs!

Convening under the metaphorical Elmtree
SATURDAY, March 24, 2 PM TIL SUNSET

Parkwood Headquarters, Pasadena Branch, Southern California Chapter
Untied Snakes division of the global Elmtree Blues Society.

Respondez-vous S'il Vous Plait! Send an email to: (or call, if you know the number!).

Bring yer axe and ask no questions, just come and play the blues,
Get rid of all your tensions, while you pay some soulful dues

What should you bring? Instruments and amps, lyrics and vamps, a sense of rhythm and hearing, clear ears, none of your fears and all of your sense of sharing.

Also, if you wish, light snacks, a funky chapeau and refreshing drinks. Maybe ice.

Warning: This ain't no party! It's a serious meeting with business to conduct:
Agenda Item 1. Set up gear.
Agenda Item 2. Collect dues*.
Agenda Item 3. Doff hats.
Agenda Item 4. Repeat Items 1-3 as necessary.
Adjourn at sunset (approximately 8 pm)

Of course, as usual, we will conform strictly to all applicable rules and regulations.

Official Rules of the Pasadena Branch of the Elmtree Blues Society:

A. Everyone attending must pay full dues*.

C. Talking nonsense and acting goofy is permissible so long as it's done with a sense of funk, rhythm, or at least irony.

D. There is no limit on loudness -SO LONG AS it's not - very often - too loud to hear a harp sucker blow without amplification.

Those in violation of any official regulation will be ridiculed, talked about, and possibly not invited back without groveling, sexual favors and/or paying enormous bribes.

Prop 65 Warning: Hazardous music shall be present which may cause spiritual dizziness.
Prop 215 Warning: Non-hazardous materials shall be present which may cause spirited dizziness.
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* for full dues schedule refer to the ElmTree Blues logo and slogan!